Boo.

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I was imaging a world where a bunch of coffee tables ran shit and used people as furniture. Then I thought what about a coffee table stubbing its toe on a person and yelling “fuck”.

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Music: 

Intro Song: “Kingdom in the Clouds”

Written by Adam Boutilier

Performed by Chris Layes and Adam Boutilier

Guitarist: Chris Layes

Clapping: Chris Layes

Outro music: “EHAP Outro 2018”

Created by: Adam Boutilier using Logic Pro.

Assistant to Mr. Depp: Daniel Repholz

This weeks Chris Pick

House by the Cemetary by Wednesday 13

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2018 © Everyone Has A Podcast 

Cake and Jesus

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I gotta be honest, these episode descriptions are just wearing me down. You’ve made it this far, obviously you’re listening to the fucking thing, and if this description is changing your mind, well, gee, I’d love to have your free time. Seriously, who’s THAT discerning? You wanna know what happens this week? Here, I’ll tell you. It all kicks off when Bryon announces that he has a bladder infection. Adam doesn’t believe him, so obvs..he’s drinking Bryon’s piss just to make sure. Turns out Bryon wasn’t kidding around, that was one a-spicy margarine container full of human piss. Next the two boys just fart for a long time…serious…like 9 hours of farts. Long, dry, hot ones that don’t stink. They just fart in each others stupid fucking mouths for 9 hours and 10 minutes and 22 seconds (I know because I edited it). By this point they’re both feeling a little gassed, and no that isn’t a pun. Fuck you if that’s the kind of thing that ’turns your crank’. You’re boring and everyone at work fake laughs at all the stupid shit you say. They laugh and don’t even feel bad about it. You suck at having a personality and it would actually be better if you had zero personality as opposed to the god awful one that you possess. You’re practically without an identity, because your personality is so bland and ‘meh’, that you’re often confused with a whole bunch of people like you. This all sounds pretty harsh but guess what, we still love you. Yeah… Plot twist much? We love you. So just stick with us and we’ll keep you safe and help you learn how to be cool like us. And in case you don’t know how cool we are, just picture a gun wearing sunglasses and fingerless gloves. That’s what’s up. #FGTC 

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Music: 

Intro Song: “Kingdom in the Clouds”

Written by Adam Boutilier

Performed by Chris Layes and Adam Boutilier

Guitarist: Chris Layes

Clapping: Chris Layes

Outro music: “EHAP Outro 2018”

Created by: Adam Boutilier using Logic Pro.

Assistant to Mr. Depp: Daniel Repholz

This weeks Chris Pick:

Summertime Suicide by Murderdolls

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Any music used in the ‘Chris Pick’ segment is for entertainment and educational purposes only. All works belong to their original owners and are used solely for the promotion of the artists. If you enjoy the music used in this segment we strongly encourage you to purchase it and support the artists. All music used in this show has been purchased digitally from iTunes prior to use.

2018 © Everyone Has A Podcast 

FGTC

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Well you thought you knew all of their tricks, but turns out you dodn’t know jack squat—boys are back; dicks are out; vibe is sublime. Adam dishes on his recent haunt of the iconic LA. He’s become a local to the so-called SO-CAL life, and his SOCIAL LIFE is on fire with a Low-Cal diet that he invented where you can only eat root vegetables and Kombucha popsicles. People are looking at Adam like he’s the lead horse in a fuck parade, but this dick ain’t for sale you thirsty ass Insta-models! Chill back and just dig these vibes this week. Ciao.

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Music: 

Intro Song: “Kingdom in the Clouds”

Written by Adam Boutilier

Performed by Chris Layes and Adam Boutilier

Guitarist: Chris Layes

Clapping: Chris Layes

Outro music: “EHAP Outro 2018”

Created by: Adam Boutilier using Logic Pro.

Assistant to Mr. Depp: Daniel Repholz

This weeks Chris Pick:

Helter Skelter by The Beatles

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Any music used in the ‘Chris Pick’ segment is for entertainment and educational purposes only. All works belong to their original owners and are used solely for the promotion of the artists. If you enjoy the music used in this segment we strongly encourage you to purchase it and support the artists. All music used in this show has been purchased digitally from iTunes prior to use.

2018 © Everyone Has A Podcast 


Confessions

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This week Adam has Bryon and his friend Brock on via Skype. The swinging dicks discuss the treatment of veterans, hierarchies of care, and then Bryon just drops a bombshell on the entire show!



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Music: 


Intro Song: “Kingdom in the Clouds”

Written by Adam Boutilier

Performed by Chris Layes and Adam Boutilier

Guitarist: Chris Layes

Clapping: Chris Layes


Outro music: “EHAP Outro 2018”

Created by: Adam Boutilier using Logic Pro.


Assistant to Mr. Depp: Daniel Repholz


This weeks Chris Pick:


Piece of My Heart by Janis Joplin


If you enjoy the music on the show and happen to be an Apple Music subscriber, be sure to subscribe to our ever-growing Apple Music playlist. You can check that bad daddy out right here: https://itunes.apple.com/ca/playlist/everyone-has-a-podcast/pl.u-eaqfK2PEEq 


Any music used in the ‘Chris Pick’ segment is for entertainment and educational purposes only. All works belong to their original owners and are used solely for the promotion of the artists. If you enjoy the music used in this segment we strongly encourage you to purchase it and support the artists. All music used in this show has been purchased digitally from iTunes prior to use.


2018 © Everyone Has A Podcast 

Lybrrie Boowekes

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This week Adam and Chris do a podcast together. Adam talks about growing up wearing faggy jackets, and Chris talks about his puffy buffalo head and old people glasses. The two share a pretty close and intimate time together, much like an asexual gay couple if that makes sense.


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Music: 


Intro Song: “Kingdom in the Clouds”

Written by Adam Boutilier

Performed by Chris Layes and Adam Boutilier

Guitarist: Chris Layes

Clapping: Chris Layes


Outro music: “EHAP Outro 2018”

Created by: Adam Boutilier using Logic Pro.


Assistant to Mr. Depp: Daniel Repholz


This weeks Chris Pick:


City of Angles by The Distillers


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Any music used in the ‘Chris Pick’ segment is for entertainment and educational purposes only. All works belong to their original owners and are used solely for the promotion of the artists. If you enjoy the music used in this segment we strongly encourage you to purchase it and support the artists. All music used in this show has been purchased digitally from iTunes prior to use.


2018 © Everyone Has A Podcast 

Random Forest Buns

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This week on the show Adam and Bryon are joined by Chris, and not as a guest, Chris literally joins Adam and Bryon in holy matrimony. 

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Music: 

Intro Song: “Kingdom in the Clouds”

Written by Adam Boutilier

Performed by Chris Layes and Adam Boutilier

Guitarist: Chris Layes

Clapping: Chris Layes

Outro music: “EHAP Outro 2018”

Created by: Adam Boutilier using Logic Pro.

Assistant to Mr. Depp: Daniel Repholz

This weeks Chris Pick:

Where They Wander by HorrorPops

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Any music used in the ‘Chris Pick’ segment is for entertainment and educational purposes only. All works belong to their original owners and are used solely for the promotion of the artists. If you enjoy the music used in this segment we strongly encourage you to purchase it and support the artists. All music used in this show has been purchased digitally from iTunes prior to use.

2018 © Everyone Has A Podcast 

Nazi Privilege

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This week the guys rub their privates together and kiss long and deep. Find out which one of them cummed, in next weeks description.

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Music: 

Intro Song: “Kingdom in the Clouds”

Written by Adam Boutilier

Performed by Chris Layes and Adam Boutilier

Guitarist: Chris Layes

Clapping: Chris Layes

Outro music: “EHAP Outro 2018”

Created by: Adam Boutilier using Logic Pro.

Assistant to Mr. Depp: Daniel Repholz

This weeks Chris Pick:

New Survival by Ellevator

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Any music used in the ‘Chris Pick’ segment is for entertainment and educational purposes only. All works belong to their original owners and are used solely for the promotion of the artists. If you enjoy the music used in this segment we strongly encourage you to purchase it and support the artists. All music used in this show has been purchased digitally from iTunes prior to use.

2018 © Everyone Has A Podcast 

The old school episode

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This week on the show Chris, Adam and Bryon kill a guy with hammers and discuss how they plan on getting rid of the body. 

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Music: 

Intro Song: “Kingdom in the Clouds”

Written by Adam Boutilier

Performed by Chris Layes and Adam Boutilier

Guitarist: Chris Layes

Clapping: Chris Layes

Outro music: “EHAP Outro 2018”

Created by: Adam Boutilier using Logic Pro.

Assistant to Mr. Depp: Daniel Repholz

This weeks Chris Pick:

Hard Times by The Parlour Mob

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Any music used in the ‘Chris Pick’ segment is for entertainment and educational purposes only. All works belong to their original owners and are used solely for the promotion of the artists. If you enjoy the music used in this segment we strongly encourage you to purchase it and support the artists. All music used in this show has been purchased digitally from iTunes prior to use.

2018 © Everyone Has A Podcast 

Juice from a Potato

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This week on the show Adam debuts his first single “Water” off of his upcoming album “Black Sunrise”. Water was a culmination of Adam’s experiences throughout his life. The song is a metaphor about finding that which cleanses the body and the soul. It dissects the paradoxical nature of deriving happiness from both the light and the dark, while remaining staid in an understanding that diametrically opposing emotions are not meant to tear you apart, but instead, are there to stretch you to new limits and help you grow. It’s about finding that which heals you and that which hurts and accept that we are all the sum of our experiences, and that life is but a test to see if we as individuals will rise up against adversity and unite in understanding. Chris joins him.

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Music: 

Intro Song: “Kingdom in the Clouds”

Written by Adam Boutilier

Performed by Chris Layes and Adam Boutilier

Guitarist: Chris Layes

Clapping: Chris Layes

Outro music: “EHAP Outro 2018”

Created by: Adam Boutilier using Logic Pro.

Assistant to Mr. Depp: Daniel Repholz

This weeks Chris Pick:

Revival Road by Chuck Ragan

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2018 © Everyone Has A Podcast 

We have a Keeble

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This week Adam and Bryon prove that two guys can swear for 30 minutes straight on either side of a song about the weeks happenings, almost daring you to never listen to our stupid diarrhea-dog-dinks-flapping-mouths ever again.

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Music: 

Intro Song: “Kingdom in the Clouds”

Written by Adam Boutilier

Performed by Chris Layes and Adam Boutilier

Guitarist: Chris Layes

Clapping: Chris Layes

Outro music: “EHAP Outro 2018”

Created by: Adam Boutilier using Logic Pro.

Assistant to Mr. Depp: Daniel Repholz

This weeks Chris Pick:

Road to Joy by Bright Eyes

If you enjoy the music on the show and happen to be an Apple Music subscriber, be sure to subscribe to our ever-growing Apple Music playlist. You can check that bad daddy out right here: https://itunes.apple.com/ca/playlist/everyone-has-a-podcast/pl.u-eaqfK2PEEq 

Any music used in the ‘Chris Pick’ segment is for entertainment and educational purposes only. All works belong to their original owners and are used solely for the promotion of the artists. If you enjoy the music used in this segment we strongly encourage you to purchase it and support the artists. All music used in this show has been purchased digitally from iTunes prior to use.

2018 © Everyone Has A Podcast 

Marathover: A Tale of Young Feet

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This description aims to summarize this weeks episode perfectly, but fails in execution.

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Music: 

Intro Song: “Kingdom in the Clouds”

Written by Adam Boutilier

Performed by Chris Layes and Adam Boutilier

Guitarist: Chris Layes

Clapping: Chris Layes

Outro music: “EHAP Outro 2018”

Created by: Adam Boutilier using Logic Pro.

Assistant to Mr. Depp: Daniel Repholz

This weeks Chris Pick:

Roses on Your Grave by The Rolling Stones (covered by Chris Layes)

If you enjoy the music on the show and happen to be an Apple Music subscriber, be sure to subscribe to our ever-growing Apple Music playlist. You can check that bad daddy out right here: https://itunes.apple.com/ca/playlist/everyone-has-a-podcast/pl.u-eaqfK2PEEq 

Any music used in the ‘Chris Pick’ segment is for entertainment and educational purposes only. All works belong to their original owners and are used solely for the promotion of the artists. If you enjoy the music used in this segment we strongly encourage you to purchase it and support the artists. All music used in this show has been purchased digitally from iTunes prior to use.

2018 © Everyone Has A Podcast 

Two Eye Pete, Petunia, Lulu Lemon…

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This week on the show Bryon and Adam come to the realization that you’ve seen my hands our steady you've seen our face before. Soon you can take your last look, and they'll close the door. We stand accused before you. We have no tears to cry, and you will never break us, till the day we die. A criminal mind is all we’ve ever known. They tried to reform us. But we’re made of cold stone. A criminal mind is all we’ve ever had. Ask one who's known us if we’re really so bad...

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Music: 

Intro Song: “Kingdom in the Clouds”

Written by Adam Boutilier

Performed by Chris Layes and Adam Boutilier

Guitarist: Chris Layes

Clapping: Chris Layes

Outro music: “EHAP Outro 2018”

Created by: Adam Boutilier using Logic Pro.

Assistant to Mr. Depp: Daniel Repholz

This weeks Chris Pick:

Synthesizers by Butch Walker and the Black Widows

If you enjoy the music on the show and happen to be an Apple Music subscriber, be sure to subscribe to our ever-growing Apple Music playlist. You can check that bad daddy out right here: https://itunes.apple.com/ca/playlist/everyone-has-a-podcast/pl.u-eaqfK2PEEq 

Any music used in the ‘Chris Pick’ segment is for entertainment and educational purposes only. All works belong to their original owners and are used solely for the promotion of the artists. If you enjoy the music used in this segment we strongly encourage you to purchase it and support the artists. All music used in this show has been purchased digitally from iTunes prior to use.

2018 © Everyone Has A Podcast 

3 Cocks and a Pot III

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There are many reasons that I enjoy podcasting. The freedom to do whatever I want in what I would deem as my own creative space is one of them. In many ways the kitchen has also become a creative space for me. Cooking is something I truly enjoy, and the track is seemingly endless for indefinite and ongoing improvement. Cooking can be challenging. It can be fun. It can be frustrating, and even meditative at times. It’s also a passion that could not survive in a vacuum, which is why I enjoy sharing it with others. Sharing in the love of cooking, the experiences and techniques, as well as the dishes themselves, never ceases to yield a reward of some kind. Last week I had the privilege of talking food with two people who I truly admire in the kitchen. David, the producer of the Unwritable Rant podcast and Nick of Epic Film Guys, and RestauRANT joined me for a couple hours to discuss all things food. We discuss the best and worst of online cooking videos, early cooking inspirations, five ingredient recipes, and top it all off with three signature dishes that are sure to please. Pull up a seat and enjoy!


Four chefs to scratch your food video itch.

Action Bronson - The World's Best Sandwich

 

Matty Matheson - "Guaranteed to Get You Laid" Lasagna

 

Chef John - Buttermilk Fried Chicken

 

Binging with Babish - Homer's Moon Waffles


Signature dishes

David's Chili-Honey glazed Grilled Salmon with two sauces

•1 pound tomatillos, husked

•1 red onion, coarsely chopped

•8 garlic cloves, 2 chopped

•2 large jalapeños, stemmed

•1/4 cup olive oil

•freshly ground salt and pepper

•1/4 cup fresh lime juice

•1/4 cup chopped cilantro, plus sprigs for garnish

•1/4 cup honey •1 canned chipotle in adobo, chopped

•1 teaspoon ground cumin

•One 19-ounce can black beans with their liquid

•1 1/2 teaspoons pure ancho chile powder

•1 1/2 teaspoons Dijon mustard

•Four 8-ounce center-cut salmon fillets, with skin

•Sour cream, for serving

 

Step 1 - Roasting vegetables  

Preheat the oven to 375°. Spread the tomatillos on a roasting pan along with half of the onion, the 6 whole garlic cloves and the jalapeños. Toss with 2 tablespoons of the oil and season with salt and pepper. Roast for about 35 minutes, until tender.

Step 2 - Tomatillo Sauce  

Transfer the vegetables to a blender and puree until smooth. Add the lime juice, chopped cilantro and 2 tablespoons of the honey and pulse to blend. Season the tomatillo salsa with salt and pepper and transfer to a bowl. Rinse out the blender.

Step 3 - Mole’ Sauce

In a medium saucepan, heat another 2 tablespoons of the oil. Add the chipotle, cumin, chopped garlic and the remaining onion and cook over moderate heat, stirring occasionally, until the onion is softened, about 5 minutes. Add the beans with their liquid and 1/4 cup of water and cook over low heat for 15 minutes. Transfer the black bean mixture to the blender and puree until smooth. Season the sauce with salt.

Step 4 - Honey Chili Glaze for salmon

Combine the remaining 2 tablespoons of honey with the ancho chile powder and mustard and season with salt. 

Step 5 - Grilling the salmon  

Brush the salmon with oil and season with salt and pepper. Grill the fish skin side down over 3 slices of lemon. high heat until about 3 minutes. Cook the fish on the remaining 3 sides 3 minutes each. Brush the salmon with the chile-honey glaze after the second side

Step 6 - Serving   

Spoon the tomatillo salsa on plates and top with the salmon. Garnish with sour cream and the cilantro sprigs and serve with the mole’ sauce.

Adam's Dark Chocolate Soufflé

•Unsalted butter, for greasing ramekins

•4 oz Dark chocolate (The good stuff. 70% cocoa solids; Gihrardelli or something nice)

•5 Large Eggs

•5 tbsp heavy cream

•4 tbsp milk

•2 tbsp and 2 tsp of sugar

•2 tbsp plain flour

•2 tbsp cocoa powder

•1/2 tsp cornstarch

 

Step 1 - Ramekin Prep

Grease four 6 oz ramekins completely with softened butter. Chill them in the fridge for 10 mins, and apply a second coat of butter (to insure the soufflé doesn’t stick to the dish). Grate 1/4 oz of dark chocolate and sprinkle it into each ramekin and roll the dish around ensuring that it evenly lines and coats the inside of the ramekins, before returning them to the fridge.

Step 2 - Crème Patisserie

Mix the flour, 2 tsp of sugar and cornstarch together in a small bowl. In a mixing bowl separate one egg yolk plus one whole egg and stir into broken up, retaining the extra egg white for later. Beat in half of the flour mixture to a smooth paste before adding in the rest of the flour mixture and mix well until a uniform consistency is achieved. Pour the milk and 1 tbsp of heavy cream into a heavy bottomed saucepan and bring just to the boil, before pulling it off of the heat. Add 1 oz of the dark chocolate and gradually stir in the cocoa powder. Return the pan over a medium-low heat for about 5 mins until it becomes a smooth, thick chocolatey paste. Remove the pan from the heat and set it aside, beating occasionally with a wire whisk to keep it from setting.

Step 3 - Chocolate Ganache 

To make the ganache, slowly warm the rest of the heavy cream in a pan. Just before it boils, take it off the heat and add the remaining chocolate. Beat until it produces a velvety texture and gradually sprinkle in the rest of the cocoa powder and combine before allowing it to cool.

Step 4 - Egg Whites

Heat the oven to 375°F. Whisk the egg whites to soft peaks with an electric mixer. Sprinkle in the sugar as you are mixing and continue to mix until to stiff peaks form (this will give you the volume to the soufflé)

Step 5 - Combine

Mix that crème patisserie and ganache in a large bowl. Stir in 1/3 of the egg whites and mix until uniform. Carefully fold in the rest of the egg whites, a third at a time, gently rolling through the mixture with a rubber spatula, being careful not to lose any volume. Spoon the mixture into the ramekins to fill them by three-quarters, then gently press with a spoon, to make sure it fills all the gaps. Fill the dishes to the top with the remainder of the mixture, and then gently tap each ramekin against the counter top to expel any air pockets from the batter.

Step 6 - Cooking

Take a palette knife (or something with a nice flat edge) and level off the top of each dish so the mixture is completely flat. Wipe any splashes off the outside of each dish. Pinch the edge of the ramekin with your finger and run it along the inside edge of the dish making a small channel around the inside edge to further ensure that the soufflé rises nice and evenly. Bake the soufflés in the oven for 15-17 mins. The soufflés should rise by about two thirds of their original height and jiggle when moved, but also should appear be set on their tops like a good brownie. Serve them with a couple scoops of quality mint chip ice cream, and then roll over and go to sleep.

Nick's Marinated Flank Steak with Tomato & Corn Salad

3-4 lb flank steak
1/2 cup Worcestershire sauce
1/4 cup organic lime juice
10 cloves garlic, roughly chopped
2 T whole peppercorns (put these in a spice bag or you'll have to pick them all out)
Salt
Cracked Black Pepper
Bacon Fat

2 cups roughly chopped tomatoes
2 cups whole kernel corn
Salt
Pepper
1/2 cup balsamic vinegar
Garlic Powder
Chili Powder
1/2 cup chopped jalapeño peppers

Mix Worcestershire, lime juice, garlic, and peppercorns together in a resealable bag.
Add steak and marinate for 24-48 hours.

Heat a large skillet to mid-high. Add bacon fat until melted and hot.
Remove flank steak from marinade; reserve the marinade. Discard the peppercorns.
Season flank steak w/ salt and pepper.
Sear on both sides for 2-3 minutes or to desired doneness.
Remove from heat and allow to rest.

Add marinade into the skillet.
Add balsamic vinegar, salt, pepper, garlic powder, and chili powder.
Bring to a quick boil and cook for 5 minutes, allowing to thicken slightly and for elements to come together.
Add tomatoes, corn, and peppers into a bowl.
Pour marinade over the veggies and toss until coated.

Slice flank steak at an angle against the grain.
Place about a cup of salad in the center of the plate.
Place slices of flank steak over the top.

Litmus Test For Death

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This week on the show Adam thinks back about Missy Elliot and Chris Bridges (aka Ludacris) and about how if neither of them were famous (at the time) they’d probably be a real world couple. They were both decent looking and would probably live somewhere in Louisiana, raising a couple kids. Chris would probably drive tow truck, and Missy would manage a bait and tackle shop. None of this is in the actual episode, but just know that Adam was thinking about it the entire time he was talking about other things with Bryon. 

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Music: 

Intro Song: “Kingdom in the Clouds”

Written by Adam Boutilier

Performed by Chris Layes and Adam Boutilier

Guitarist: Chris Layes

Clapping: Chris Layes

 

Outro music: “EHAP Outro 2018”

Created by: Adam Boutilier using Logic Pro.

Assistant to Mr. Depp: Daniel Repholz

This weeks Chris Pick:

Running in the Night (feat. Ollie Wride) by FM-84

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Wishing for Dan Gregory

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What’s better than hearing two pals with pepperoni nipples sit down to talk about a guy pulling his pud on an airplane? Well, I can think of one thing. Imagine having a chance encounter with someone who did you dirty back in the day. Imagine your brain scrambling to place that familiar face as your stomach fills with a sick feeling when you slowly realize who they are, and remember how they did you. This sick feeling is quickly relieved by the giddy realization that shit ain’t exactly working out for them—nope. Sure they were content for a while after they decided to dump your ass like a cold cup of coffee. But, that happiness was fleeting in every sense of the word. Turns out they needed someone in their lives like you to maintain a sane state of equilibrium, and with you out of the picture they bounced around for a while, swinging from dick-to-dick like some kind of slutty Tarzan creature, in a series of relationships, each more destructive than the last. It’s obvious this person’s bad choices have found them sleeping on a futon, slowly developing lower back issues and an eventual pain pill addiction. So now fast-forward to present, and they bump into you and you can see this stuff written all over their face. Imagine for a split second you see this look of quiet contemplation in their eye, and you know what it is. You know they’re imagining how much better their life could have been if they’d just done right by you. Oh, well…too bad so sad. You own your own drywall company now. You have two and a half kids and wife who works at a rec centre, who also knows you like a finger in the butt when you’ve been drinking. So to hell with this dusty old relic and her numb eyes. Doing you dirty was the best thing she ever could have done for you. You should remember to thank her. Also, this week we talk about sex ed.

We hope you’ve enjoyed the show! Everyone Has A Podcast is an independent comedy podcast based out of Alberta, Canada. The show is hosted by Adam and Bryon. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, or Laughable so you never miss a show! 

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You can contact Adam and Bryon via email at ehappodcast@gmail.com

If you want to leave us a voicemail to play on the show, call 1-508-ZEN-EHAP (1-508-936-3427).

If you feel like supporting the show, you can buy a t-shirt from our Teepublic store at www.ehappodcast.com/store

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Music: 

Intro Song: “Kingdom in the Clouds”

Written by Adam Boutilier

Performed by Chris Layes and Adam Boutilier

Guitarist: Chris Layes

Clapping: Chris Layes

Outro music: “EHAP Outro 2018”

Created by: Adam Boutilier using Logic Pro.

Assistant to Mr. Depp: Daniel Repholz

This weeks Chris Pick:

One Foot Outta the Grave by Michael Monroe

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Any music used in the ‘Chris Pick’ segment is for entertainment and educational purposes only. All works belong to their original owners and are used solely for the promotion of the artists. If you enjoy the music used in this segment we strongly encourage you to purchase it and support the artists. All music used in this show has been purchased digitally from iTunes prior to use.

2018 © Everyone Has A Podcast 

Baby Funiture Shoes

This week Adam, Bryon, and Chris come into the show with their genitals flaccid, droopy, and unseemly. If you were to judge the state of their health based solely off of the appearance of their genitals, you could easily assume that all three of them have the flu (or some similar virus). Their ball bags are all very heavy, and have easily doubled in size, hanging much lower (and looser) than usual. Everything is just hot and stuck together.  In the second half of the show, the guys come back and something has changed drastically. Their once pathetic looking sex organs are now fully ripened, and stand in a turgid display of confidence. There’s a springy virile strength to their fully erect cocks. If you were to hold a hand a couple inches off of the tops of their genitalia, you would feel heat radiating off of them from the increased blood flow. This stays true for the remainder of the episode.

We hope you’ve enjoyed the show! Everyone Has A Podcast is an independent comedy podcast based out of Alberta, Canada. The show is hosted by Adam and Bryon. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, or Laughable so you never miss a show! 

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You can contact Adam and Bryon via email at ehappodcast@gmail.com

If you want to leave us a voicemail to play on the show, call 1-508-ZEN-EHAP (1-508-936-3427).

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Music: 

Intro Song: “Kingdom in the Clouds”

Written by Adam Boutilier

Performed by Chris Layes and Adam Boutilier

Guitarist: Chris Layes

Clapping: Chris Layes

Outro music: “EHAP Outro 2018”

Created by Adam Boutilier using Logic Pro.

This weeks Chris Pick:

Tennessee Waltz (Live) by Sam Cooke

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Any music used in the ‘Chris Pick’ segment is for entertainment and educational purposes only. All works belong to their original owners and are used solely for the promotion of the artists. If you enjoy the music used in this segment we strongly encourage you to purchase it and support the artists. All music used in this show has been purchased digitally from iTunes prior to use.

2018 © Everyone Has A Podcast 

3 Best Friends Sharing Company

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This week on the show Adam and Bryon are joined by long time pal, Chris. When you get these three rapscallions together in one room, its a ‘just add water’ recipe for calamity and slipshod banter! If you’re looking for a trio to listen to who have tact and couth, you may want to give these guys a wide birth. Fair warning. To simply put it, these three aren’t afraid to ‘go there’. So if you have the aforementioned sensitivities, I’d recommend keeping a ten-foot-pole’s distance between yourself and this episode. The inmates are quite literally running the asylum (yeah, the insane asylum) this week. If this DOES pique your interest, well, then come on in, and have a listen, if not, I’d go listen to the most recent episode of the One Word, Go! Show. They’re talking about birds this week. www.owgshow.com  

We hope you’ve enjoyed the show! Everyone Has A Podcast is an independent comedy podcast based out of Alberta, Canada. The show is hosted by Adam and Bryon. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, or Laughable so you never miss a show! 

If you want to stay connected with Adam and Bryon you can like our Facebook page www.facebook.com/ehappodcast. If you want to engage with us on Facebook, feel free to join our Facebook group www.facebook.com/groups/ehappodcast. You can also follow us on Twitter and Instagram @ehappodcast. Feel free to checkout our website www.ehappodcast.com seeing as how you’re becoming mildly obsessed with us. 

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Music: 

Intro Song: “Kingdom in the Clouds”

Written by Adam Boutilier

Performed by Chris Layes and Adam Boutilier

Guitarist: Chris Layes

Clapping: Chris Layes

Outro music: “EHAP Outro 2018”

Created by Adam Boutilier using Logic Pro.

This weeks Chris Pick:

Lovely Thing Suite: Knots by Watsky

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Any music used in the ‘Chris Pick’ segment is for entertainment and educational purposes only. All works belong to their original owners and are used solely for the promotion of the artists. If you enjoy the music used in this segment we strongly encourage you to purchase it and support the artists. All music used in this show has been purchased digitally from iTunes prior to use.

2018 © Everyone Has A Podcast 

Black Hitler

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This week on the show the two swinging dicks you’re used to, talk about simulation theory, HQties, and pregnant cat livestreams. After the break the fat cocked hosts talk about dealing with human remains and what happens after you fucking die.

We hope you’ve enjoyed the show! Everyone Has A Podcast is an independent comedy podcast based out of Alberta, Canada. The show is hosted by Adam and Bryon. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, or Laughable so you never miss a show! 

If you want to stay connected with Adam and Bryon you can like our Facebook page www.facebook.com/ehappodcast. If you want to engage with us on Facebook, feel free to join our Facebook group www.facebook.com/groups/ehappodcast. You can also follow us on Twitter and Instagram @ehappodcast. Feel free to checkout our website www.ehappodcast.com seeing as how you’re becoming mildly obsessed with us. 

You can contact Adam and Bryon via email at ehappodcast@gmail.com

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Music: 

Intro Song: “Kingdom in the Clouds”

Written by Adam Boutilier

Performed by Chris Layes and Adam Boutilier

Guitarist: Chris Layes

Clapping: Chris Layes

Outro music: “EHAP Outro 2018”

Created by Adam Boutilier using Logic Pro.

This weeks Chris Pick:

#Armageddon (live) by AJJ

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2018 © Everyone Has A Podcast 

Elephants Making Wine

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This week Bryon is back to explain his absence. He and Adam discuss being injured, and talk about people being upset. In the second half of the show they discuss an ornery elephant and money moves.

We hope you’ve enjoyed the show! Everyone Has A Podcast is an independent comedy podcast based out of Alberta, Canada. The show is hosted by Adam and Bryon. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, or Laughable so you never miss a show! 

If you want to stay connected with Adam and Bryon you can like our Facebook page www.facebook.com/ehappodcast. If you want to engage with us on Facebook, feel free to join our Facebook group www.facebook.com/groups/ehappodcast. You can also follow us on Twitter and Instagram @ehappodcast. Feel free to checkout our website www.ehappodcast.com seeing as how you’re becoming mildly obsessed with us. 

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If you don’t like wearing clothes and want exclusive content, you can support us on Patreon for the price of a $1 cup of coffee at: www.patreon.com/ehap

Music: 

Intro Song: “Kingdom in the Clouds”

Written by Adam Boutilier

Performed by Chris Layes and Adam Boutilier

Guitarist: Chris Layes

Clapping: Chris Layes

Outro music: “EHAP Outro 2018”

Created by Adam Boutilier using Logic Pro.

This weeks Chris Pick:

The Gold Song by The Bouncing Souls

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Any music used in the ‘Chris Pick’ segment is for entertainment and educational purposes only. All works belong to their original owners and are used solely for the promotion of the artists. If you enjoy the music used in this segment we strongly encourage you to purchase it and support the artists. All music used in this show has been purchased digitally from iTunes prior to use.

2018 © Everyone Has A Podcast 

This episode is whatever...

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This week Adam is pretty sure that Bryon is dead. Rather than tracking Bryon down, Adam does the podcast solo, in hopes that Bryon’s big body will turn up, preferably alive. Adam talks about a bunff of stumpf. Skrrrrt, brap, pop, popple, woppa, woop, yeet, yeet, YEET, YEET! Brrdddd. I’m a brrrrrrrrd! Hahaha. Fuck this description. Seriously! I’ve given up caring about it, or anything. I’m just starting to phone all of this in… Let’s really be honest here. I want to just quit this life (not in that way) I want to just hunt for treasure with people I barely know, on a boat. Hitting the high seas, y’know? Hunting for whatever. Treasure, maybe a sea monster…who knows. I’d get tatted up, and eat food with just a knife, also I’d have an eye patch. Also, a sword. Whatever the fuck a scimitar is… Yeah, I’d have two of ‘em! And I’d be fair, but if you fucked with me or my crew, I’d cut you to ribbons. 

We hope you’ve enjoyed the show! Everyone Has A Podcast is an independent comedy podcast based out of Alberta, Canada. The show is hosted by Adam and Bryon. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, or Laughable so you never miss a show! 

If you want to stay connected with Adam and Bryon you can like our Facebook page www.facebook.com/ehappodcast. If you want to engage with us on Facebook, feel free to join our Facebook group www.facebook.com/groups/ehappodcast. You can also follow us on Twitter and Instagram @ehappodcast. Feel free to checkout our website www.ehappodcast.com seeing as how you’re becoming mildly obsessed with us. 

You can contact Adam and Bryon via email at ehappodcast@gmail.com

If you want to leave us a voicemail to play on the show, call 1-508-ZEN-EHAP (1-508-936-3427).

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Music: 

Intro Song: “Kingdom in the Clouds”

Written by Adam Boutilier

Performed by Chris Layes and Adam Boutilier

Guitarist: Chris Layes

Clapping: Chris Layes

Outro music: “EHAP Outro 2018”

Created by Adam Boutilier using Logic Pro.

This weeks Song Pick:

The Way It Is by Nicole Atkins

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Any music used in the ‘Chris Pick’ segment is for entertainment and educational purposes only. All works belong to their original owners and are used solely for the promotion of the artists. If you enjoy the music used in this segment we strongly encourage you to purchase it and support the artists. All music used in this show has been purchased digitally from iTunes prior to use.

2018 © Everyone Has A Podcast